The Not So Perfect Guide To Teenage Girls These Days.
1. Girls Find Guys Which Are Assholes More Interesting.
I Don't Blame Them.Most Nice Guys Freeze When They Come Near.
As I Was Saying,
The Best Way To Get A Girl,
Is To Be An Asshole.
ok. Here's what I think about number 1. 'Girls' do like assholes or maybe it's only me but seriously. Assholes are just more interesting to talk to. Nice guys dont freeze when we girls go near them. They're just more awkward talking to girls. AND being an asshole does'nt make you get a girl because being with an asshole is not some girls cup of tea.
2. Girls Love Attention.
Without Attention They Will Die.(More Or Less)
So...
The Less Attention You Give A Girl,
The More She Wants You.
And If You Ignore A Girl Long Enough,
I Promise You She Will Come Running.
Girls Love Attention? I dont like attention. It just makes me feel more insecure about myself. But yes. For 97% of girls in the world. They will want you more. But it's not fun once you cant get them. It's like looking at your favorite chocolate cake and not being able to eat it. Hey, look at me. I've been liking an asshole for 2-3 years? and trust me. It's not fun.
3. Always Have Something To Say.
When The Girl You Like Had Enough Of
You Ignoring Her,
Start A Conversation.
Girls Get Bored Easily,
So It Is Wise To Have Loads To Say
Even If Its Meaningless.
When She Starts Laughing At Everything You Say,
You Have Her Right Where You Need.
Add Compliments.
Here's what I think. I dont get bored easily. I've been hangging on for the past 2 years for this idiot and I am still not bored. Maybe I just have too much hope and shit. But yeah... I gotta agree with this guy. 95% of girls get bored easily but I fall into the category where the 5% is.
4. Most Important Step.
Always Be Confident.
Never Be Desperate(Trust Me I Know)
Girls Can Tell When Your Desperate
And They WILL Use That To Their Advantage.
Yupp.. Sooo true. Girls will take advantage of men when they're acting desperate. Trust me. I know.
Now If You Want To Keep The Girl You Got.
1. Try Not Spending Too Much Time With Her.
As I Said Before,
Girls Get Bored Easily
And They Love Attention.
Limit Your Meets.
Agreed. Girls dont like guys being too clingy. It's just too irratating. But 60% of other girls enjoy men being clingy to them because they wont feel insecure. They feel that they have the power of controlling men. and this 60% group of people are mostly bitches that cant get enough of themselves.
2. Never Say The Words 'I Love You'
Unless You Really Mean It.
If You Do Not Understand It,
Don't Say It At All.
(Something I Had To Learn The Hard Way)
Yupp.. Never confuse a girl with all your 'I love you' or 'I miss you' or 'I cant live without you'. Because it will get old one day. Say it when you mean it.
3. Once You Have Her,
You Can Be Just A Little Bit Nicer.
But Still,
Being An Asshole Is The Perfect Way To Go.
Agree-ing 50% Be an asshole but just 30% of it. Because you will end up getting dumped if you continue your habit.
4. Get Her Bullshit.
Chocolates, Flowers, Cards And Plushies.
Girls Like When You Give A Shit.
Or At Least Pretend.
Don't Over Do The Gifts,
She Will Get Bored.
Nope. I personally hate people getting me things. It's just a waste of time and money finding a perfect gift. A card is the way to go.
Isabelle said this ' Why do people date? It's a waste of your freaking emotions.'
OK. So that's all from this guys blog. I hope these advices work. Oyea. I am going to clarify myself today that I AM OFFICIALLY BACK FROM THE HELL HOLE!!! I've been living at grandma's for the past 1 month because my house was going through renovation and stuff. So now I am back and my shitty posts has officially ended. *thumbs up*
ok. I gotta go. I am going on SKype tonight at 9 to talk. Everyday plan. and I also have some homework to do. and there's sports practice tomm. Going to school at 9 to skip it. : D
Ciao.
-yenyi-
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